Love as a Business proposal
by Dreamer on Jan.06, 2010, under Uncategorized
Dearest Ms Juliet,
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Romeo
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation.
Attn: Mr Romeo
I wonder what Shakespeare would say…
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the ‘VIP’ I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.
Yours perhaps,
Juliet
Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
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Not Like What We Think
by Dreamer on Nov.12, 2009, under Musings

29 Since therefore we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the divinity is like an image fashioned from gold, silver, or stone by human art and imagination.
30 God has overlooked the times of ignorance, but now he demands that all people everywhere repent
31 because he has established a day on which he will ‘judge the world with justice’ through a man he has appointed, and he has provided confirmation for all by raising him from the dead.”
-Acts 17: 29- 31 (NAB)
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The Dawning
by Dreamer on Aug.04, 2009, under Short Story

The morning was calm when Dreamer woke up that day. The sun shines brightly on the horizon and beams of light are slowly passing through the broken window panes. There was an awesome feeling of solemnity in the room.
Dreamer got up and sat down for a while on his bed in deep thought. Why is it that his dreams were really awful lately? Though he doesn’t want to, he can’t help but feel afraid, afraid that one day his awful dreams would turn to reality. (continue reading…)
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A Tragedy of Silence
by Dreamer on Jul.23, 2009, under Challenge

Last Sunday, I preached at our church from the theme, “Living the Dream.” I told the congregation how our mission to effectively reach the thousands of non- believers in our town can be possible. I told them about the early Christians in the book of Acts when the church had been growing tremendously everyday. I told them about three things that may be necessary if we are to “live the dream.” One of these is a challenge for the church to have an effective evangelistic outreach as the early believers have done. (continue reading…)
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